Lunarpages Customer Review

Lunarpages Review

Here is what Lunar-Bad had to say about Lunarpages and the overall experience with their web hosting service.

These are the latest jokes about Lunarpages webhosting company :

1.Is your website still running ?

A webmaster once siad to me “It’s very hard to create a website, but it’s so easy to shut it down”. It is so easy for Lunarpages to shut down your website. No matter how many years you spent, money you paid, hard work you did, they just can. Mr Vladimer said “Oh! We noticed that your website runs on our servers”, so he decided to shut it down.

2.The greatest of all times !

Their great plans, their competetive prices, their quick responce and support…Lunarpages is the greatest of all times. When enciant egyptians built Pyramids, Lunar representatives was there offering a Pyramid plan. Lunar soldiers faught against the Natzies in the 2nd world war using the antinatzy plan. Lunar space plan helped landing on the moon during the sixties.

3.It’s not up to you !

It’s not up to you to chose what hosting plan is best to you. Mr Vladimir himself once said “We are sorry for the inconvinience”, and then he shut down a website. The website owner can’t afford a dedicated server.”You have to buy it !” said Mr Vladimer. Lunarpages does not care for the poor.

4.How Lunarpages Faces Attacks ?

They face attacks by shutting down websites haha. Mr Vladimir Putin himself - as it turns out that he works for Lunarpages - said “Hey ! We have to shut down your website because,,, maby,,, someone is trying to attack it !” roflmao

5.Renamed to Jesuspages ! We Lunarpages have decided to rename our company into Jesuspages ! No more adult content ! Halalooya

6.They collect garbages too !

Lunarpages system administrators like to sneack on our websites ! from time to time they login secretely into your website like night theives, sneack on your files, sniff your database, collect sesitive data then sneack out ! They enjoy doing that. Mr Vladimer said “We have a copy of every email sent by your website on file !”. They collect garbages too !

7.Advice to avoid server loads :

The shared hosting offered by Lunarpages is realy a blast ! If you are a former Lunarpages client, you might have noticed that their servers are always loaded. Nerly 99% offline time is garateed by Lunarpages due to server loads. Please keep your files to the minimum. You need to be careful not to upload JPG images, instead you are adviced to convert to GIF ! haha

Account Setup Feedback

Free setup but not recommended

Host Reliability

not recommended

Pricing Info

not cheap

Final Host Comments

Here are the latest hilarious jokes about Lunarpages webhosting :

1. Lunarpages Domain For After Life !

Lunarpages do simpathy with people having deadly illnesses. They have their own free helth care program. They even offer them : "A Domain For After Life !". After they pass away they can still maintain their rights.

2. Lunarpages Anonymous domain registration Good news for the outlaws ! With the anonymous domain registration offered by Lunarpages you can easily hide your identity from the police. Just do it and we - The Lunarpages - take the blame for you. In cases your anonymous website hits hard, they deny you. Mr.Vladimer said : "Because your domain is anonymous, you never existed". The poor webmaster is now suffering from multy personality disorder !

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not recommended

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